second train → ...literally a train (days 2-7)

[infinitefrown]

[So lately there have been a bunch of crazy body changes the poor people of Luceti have had to go through. Ingo is no exception, but even after being turned into a Pokémon yesterday, he definitely wasn't expecting this.

SUDDENLY, SUBWAY SYSTEM.

There's a new set of stairs near the fountain that descend underground. The sign beside it helpfully spells out LUCETI SUBWAY. Elsewhere in the enclosure, similar staircases can be found, or the subway simply emerges from underground at the end of its path (such as the one near the beach).

Going down the stairs near the fountain reveals a rounded room with a number of platforms like this. The maps inside depict where each subway line goes. Most of the subway lines are pretty normal, but there's one that just goes in a circle labled "BATTLE LINE." There's an instruction sign on its platform explaining that it's a Pokémon battling line, and if you board you will be expected to specify your battle type and face 20 hologrammed trainers before reaching the SUBWAY BOSS(a hologrammed Ingo and/or his brother). GOOD LUCK CHALLENGERS.

Yep, other than that and the suspiciously Ingo-sounding intercom, it seems like a totally normal subway!

...Except one more thing.



Why do the trains have sideburns?!]



[Feel free to use the subway as you please! Tag in traveling groups, run into each other on the cars, or strike up a conversation with intercom-Ingo, whatever works. There can be stations wherever, and they can be underground/aboveground, either is fine! YEAH.]

Comments

[tsuntrader]

[...These are fossil Pokémon. Rock types. Even if he vaguely knows the details, he still remembers reading about them. Something tells him that hitting the water one is his best bet. These Pokémon aren't that strong, either, and Murkrow... Is Murkrow, so he has Murkrow use Drill Peck anyway. No sense in playing more cards until he needs to.]

[infinitefrown]

[Ayup. More easy-peasy winning. Good on you, Silver, for recognizing them!

Naturally, Tirtouga goes down faster due to type advantages. Archen-- well, normally it would have survived, but..... Murkrow.

So there you go.]

Excellent start. [Bye-bye, pouting holograms!] You may heal your Pokémon using the machine in the corner-- if they need it. [They didn't even get touched, after all.] Then continue through the doors.

[mischiefbreeder]

[Might as well use it since it's there. Heal up and move on!

Of course, Gold has burning questions on his mind as they continue on.]

Say, Subway Boss.

[tsuntrader]

[Yep, healing up since it's there. ...What's Gold gonna bring up?]

[infinitefrown]

[Onwaaaards! To the next car!]

Can I help you, Gold? [Something the matter?]

[mischiefbreeder]

Sooo... [Gold grabs his pokéballs.]

...If you're a Subway, then how do you go to the bathroom?

[tsuntrader]

[...This is a punch, Gold.

It is being delivered to the back of your head.]

[infinitefrown]

[Aah.



Maybe he should let Silver handle this one.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Now Gold's just seething at Silver.]

What?! It's a valid question!

[tsuntrader]

Do you really want to know the answer? [Because Silver doesn't. But yeah Pokéball in hand next battle before Gold asks more immature as hell questions please]

[infinitefrown]

...I am currently a machine, Gold. [Shouldn't that explain things?! Subways don't eat, or sleep... or use the bathroom, for that matter!

Aaaaaanyway, loadin' up the next Trainers. A distraction from contemplating a subway-person's inner workings! There two are a Backpacker♂ and a Waitress, looks like. Whenever you're ready...]

[mischiefbreeder]

[He's not finished with you yet, Ingo! But it can wait until after this battle.

This time, Gold leads with Politaro!]

[tsuntrader]

[And Silver leads with Feraligatr!]

[infinitefrown]

[The opponents have a Blitzle and a Roggenrola, this time around. Blitzle's fairly fast, and Electric-type, but still nothing powerful compared to Silver and Gold's Pokémon, even if it gets a Spark in. Roggenrola is nothing except mildly annoying with its Sturdy ability. (I strongly dislike that ability.)]

[mischiefbreeder]

[This time, there isn't a thought bubble here. Gold just nods at Silver and then points straight ahead.]

Surf!

[tsuntrader]

[Yep, ditto. No thought required.]

Surf! [Have fun with all of that water, Ingo.]

[infinitefrown]

[are you guys trying to turn this car into a fishtank

WATER WATER EVERYWHERE but not a drop to drink! It's an effective enough move, the waves pounding down on the Pokémon and rushing along the car sides. The subway is then drained swiftly of excess water, preventing the occurrence of a wading pool. don't ask me where the water goes. POKEBULLSHIT. Looks like the other team went in too deep... they're all washed out. (YEAAAHHHHH)

Without further ado, the programs send out Gothita... and Vanillite. Yes, that's an ice cream.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Is that an ice cream? As a Pokémon?]

[Don't get used to being dry, Ingo.]

Surf!

[tsuntrader]

[An ice cream Pokémon...?]

Surf! [Yep.]

[infinitefrown]

[ :|

The competition is washed away, of course. No hope for them. GOOD JOB YOU TWO

The Trainer programs fade away with the water's draining, leaving the coast clear. The healing machine seems perfectly undamaged by the water, as well.]

[mischiefbreeder]

[Healing up!]

So where's all the water go, anyway?

[tsuntrader]

[Healing up! ...That's actually a really good question.]

[infinitefrown]

In Unova, the drainage system ran it into a pipe running along the tunnel that channeled it to one of Unova's waterways. In Luceti, I imagine it goes to the ocean, perhaps.

[this is one complicated subway system]

[mischiefbreeder]

...You've got a drainage system.

[ appears in his thought bubble.]

[tsuntrader]

...A drainage system? [...]