infinitefrown | second train → ...literally a train (days 2-7)

[So lately there have been a bunch of crazy body changes the poor people of Luceti have had to go through. Ingo is no exception, but even after being turned into a Pokémon yesterday, he definitely wasn't expecting this.

SUDDENLY, SUBWAY SYSTEM.

There's a new set of stairs near the fountain that descend underground. The sign beside it helpfully spells out LUCETI SUBWAY. Elsewhere in the enclosure, similar staircases can be found, or the subway simply emerges from underground at the end of its path (such as the one near the beach).

Going down the stairs near the fountain reveals a rounded room with a number of platforms like this. The maps inside depict where each subway line goes. Most of the subway lines are pretty normal, but there's one that just goes in a circle labled "BATTLE LINE." There's an instruction sign on its platform explaining that it's a Pokémon battling line, and if you board you will be expected to specify your battle type and face 20 hologrammed trainers before reaching the SUBWAY BOSS(a hologrammed Ingo and/or his brother). GOOD LUCK CHALLENGERS.

Yep, other than that and the suspiciously Ingo-sounding intercom, it seems like a totally normal subway!

...Except one more thing.

Why do the trains have sideburns?!]

[Feel free to use the subway as you please! Tag in traveling groups, run into each other on the cars, or strike up a conversation with intercom-Ingo, whatever works. There can be stations wherever, and they can be underground/aboveground, either is fine! YEAH.]

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[Well they sure as hell don't taste like Pokémon.

In fact, they taste amazing.]

[They're a delicacy! A popular treat! You know, all that stuff. Making the distinction between it and the Pokemon is important, though. If you lick a Vanillite you're probably in big trouble.]

[Silver why do you know what a Pokémon tastes like.............

GIMME ONE OF DEM ICE CREAMS]

[Well I'm going to take a wild guess and say they don't taste like delicious as hell ice cream.

Here, have one.]

[Cherish it, boys. You can only really get them back home if you're lucky or stubborn or have loads of free time to waste.]

[can't hear you over EATING THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ICE CREAM.]

[Seriously. This stuff is amazing.]

[One of the seven wonders of Unova.

Or something.]

[Arceus Bless Unova.]

[What Gold said.

Even if we have no idea what an Arceus is yet.]

[YOU POOR SOULS, UNENLIGHTENED

SOON YOU WILL KNOW THE TRUTH OF POKEMONARIANISM AND oh god what am i even saying what is pokereligion i'm done with this joke]

[And since we're already here... Gold is just going to stock up on all these ragecandybars and lava cookies and azalea dangos and some more of this amazing ice cream for the trip.]

[Does that mean that we have to finish off all the ice cream?]

[if it drips in the inside of the train, that will not be cool.....]

[...And? It'll probably be gone before they reach the train.]

[It will probably be gone before you blink.]

[implying he has eyelids to blink with]

[They're already gone.]

[Yep.]

[WELL GOOD.

Are you ready to begin again yet?]

[Yep, let's get back on that train.]

[Hell yeah let's do this.]

[YAAAAYYYY MONTAGE OF SUFFERING THROUGH FIVE BATTLES

GO GO GO GO GO]

[YAY BATTLES. SHIT THEY'RE TOUGH, TOO. BUT GOLD AND SILVER PULL IT OFF LIKE CHAMPS.

And then after that fifth battle, Gold has something on his mind as they heal up.]

Say, Subway Boss, I got a question for you. [AWKWARD QUESTION TIME.]

[FUCK YEAH WE'RE CHAMPS MAoh this should be good.]

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